Latest Season 5 Episodes
- e23: "Respawn"
- e22: "Everything Sunny All the Time Always"
- e20: "100"
- e19: "I Heart Connecticut"
- e18: "Plan B"
30 Rock Season 5
0:00 Liz[phone rings, waking up Liz] No, Tom Jones, no! [Liz answers] JackLemon, itâ€™s Jack. LizWhoo Jackieâ€¦ JackOh Lemon, Avery and I just got back from the most amazing vacation on Paul Allenâ€™s yacht. Tom Jones is a fantastic Welsh … Continue reading
00:00 Liz[to Jenna] …hanging out with him is so easy — Liz is talking about Carol, her boyfriend, played by Matt Damon. They also seem to be just outside of 30 Rockefeller Plaza. 00:03 Construction WorkerHey yo! [Liz and Jenna … Continue reading
0:00 LizLook at this. [holding up a sign reading F. KRUGER] The writers put it on my door. JackI don’t know what that’s referring to. Liz: It’s referring to this ONE time that I got a chemical peel before work. … Continue reading
This episode was broadcast twice, first for the 8:30pm ET time slot, and again three hours later for the 8:30pm PT time slot. There were a number of differences, but most of them were minor slip-ups or dialog tweaks. New … Continue reading
00:00 JackListen, Greg, I’ve got the next big reality show: we put a bunch of people on a plane, fly them over the Atlantic, then Tom Bergeron comes out and reveals… that the pilot is a six year old boy. … Continue reading
0:00 AveryI know I’m jumping the gun a bit, but I had this made for the baby at HermÃ¨s. So she can ride the maid! JackIt is adorable, but are we still in love with the name “Charlotte”? HermÃ¨s is … Continue reading
0:00 JennaHow’s it going in there? LizGreat. Trying on jeans if my favourite thing. Maybe later I can get a pap smear from an old male doctor. Pap smears. Delightful. Good way to start the episode. So, gentle readers, a … Continue reading
0:10 JennaLiz, women wearing men’s watches is so over. The new thing is to get an Adam’s apple. Wikipediaâ€™s a little crap on the origin of â€œAdamâ€™s apple,â€ lazily saying itâ€™s just from the Biblical story of Adam, but another … Continue reading
0:00 TracyHey, what was that sound? It was opportunity knocking! JackNo one knocked. You just barged in. Donald[wearing a t-shirt that says “Opportunity”] Knock, knock. I shouldnâ€™t even have to explain this, but â€œopportunity is knockingâ€ means keep your eyes … Continue reading
0:00 LizMerry Christmas Eve Eve, Jack. JackLikewise, Lemon. Is there any chance you’ll still be around tomorrow? LizSure. You wanna go to the Penn Station K-Mart with me and then watch Tootsie? Pennsylvania Station is a major train station in … Continue reading
There was a 5 week break between the last episode (S05E10 â€œChristmas Attack Zoneâ€) which aired 9-Dec-2010, and this episode. 0:00 JonathanHappy New Year! Congratulations on getting married, sir. I know I didn’t deserve to be invited, so I thought … Continue reading
0:00 LizIt doesn’t matter how long you’ve lived in New York, it’s still fun to look up and pretend all the building are giant severed robot penises. JackBe quiet, Lemon. It’s happening. [GE neon sign goes out, replaced by Kabletown … Continue reading
This episodeâ€™s title, “Â¡QuÃ© Sorpresa!â€ means â€œWhat a Surprise!â€ in Spanish. 0:00 JackEveryone, I need your attention. Gather up. I said “everyone,” Sketch-Tron 6000. Mr. Hank Hooper, the owner of our new parent company Kabletown, is touring 30 Rock for … Continue reading
0:00 LizHey, do you have a neck pillow? I blew mine up and now it smells like my mouth. JackI never sleep on planes. I don’t want to get incepted. Are you going somewhere? Ahhh referrring to this summerâ€™s blockbuster … Continue reading
0:00 LizListen up, everyone. I have an announcement to make. As you may have heard, Carol and I broke up last week. They sure did. They had a huge fight on a plane. There were guns and hostages. 0:11 JennaHang … Continue reading
0:00 JennaWonderful news, non-famouses! My publicist just called from rehab – I made the Internet. Liz[looking at laptop] You’re on JoanofSnark.com? FrankOn what? LizJoan of Snark. It’s this really cool feminist website where women talk about how far we’ve come … Continue reading
This episode was shot in the style of a reality show. I hear this is because the writer, Tracey Wigfield, loves her some reality show. And very exciting for you, Iâ€™m now an NBC Store affiliate! Thatâ€™s right! You can … Continue reading
0:16 LizAs of this morning he was still saving lives in Africa. Tracy[flashback to Tracy on web cam] I’m doing God’s work here in Africa. Why just yesterday I kicked two naked people out of a garden. Liz[flashback] But Tracy … Continue reading
This episode had a ton of scenes. Just a whole huge assload of tiny scenes. 0:00 LizWe need to talk. Right now. [grabs book from Dotcom and throws it] We know that Tracy’s not in Africa. He’s hiding somewhere in … Continue reading
This was the 100th episode of 30 Rock, and was officially S05E20 and S05E21. All in one. 0:00 Jack[puts on tie] LizThis better be important, Jack. I was in the middle of bidding on a bag of bras on eBay. … Continue reading
0:00 Sherry[singing with Jack] Hush island baby, tomorrow you shuck the cane. Your little fingers bloody, prepare to be whipped. Jack[singing with Sherry] Hush island baby, tomorrow you shuck the cane. Your little fingers bloody, prepare to be whipped. This … Continue reading